"I don't know what I'm gunna do John. I was wiped out! Rejected! Kicked in the ass! Clive said he'd make me record a Diane Warren song on my next album if I didn't win least a few Grammy's! He even threatened to pull back the payola to the radio stations! I know can't make it on my own - I'm a damn tool for Christ's sake! I'm screwed!"
Jay-Z looked SO thrilled to be posing with the ultimate poser! LOL! NOT!
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8 comments:
Griz -
You are really "killin" me here! Thanks for the laugh!
And does Daughtry look a little "high" in that second pic with Jay-Z??? Just sayin.
Candy :-)
What's with the 5-oclock head-shadow showing the receeding hair line?? Someone should have scheduled a head retouch.
Hysterical Soul Thing! And very creative! This cracks my ass up.
I saw a picture of him and the band. It was on yahoo's page of people at the grammy's. Chris was all dressed in black leather or Pleather as the caption said sarcastically. hehehe
Jay Z does look mighty happy doesn't he?
Love your captions
I love it! This is my favorite blog of all time. LMAO
Griz - Right up there as one of the fugly rockers on Mr. Blackwell's list of "worst-dressed" at the Grammys. hahaha
juliegr
trixi - makes you wonder if they were all planning to go on stage to accept their Grammy - even though the album was all different studio musicians and Chris kept phoning in the vocals during the AI tour. What a fraud!
His jacket is too big...He needs to go to the little boys department...where he shops for clothes, at KMART...I mean, being a shrimp means you can't swim with the big fish. OH...too bad he didn't bring his little platform to stand on so he would'nt look so.............small?
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