Okay, just kidding... g'head and laugh it up! Bwawawawawawa! The Randy Jackson's Music Club Vol. 1 CD debuts at a disappointing #50 on Billboard and sells an embarrassingly low 13,000 copies (Mr. Hick's debut sold 298,000 in the US just for comparison - heh!). All in unison now - can we all say FLOP? Serves him and Paula right for being so smug about sneaking that hideous video they made back on Idol a few weeks ago. It also serves him right for making "excuses" for people like Taylor for "just" selling 701,000 copies. I betcha that looks m-i-g-h-t-y fine to Randy right about now, eh? I think it's safe to assume there won't be a Volume 2 (snicker). Splort! (that's kool-aid coming out of my nose from laughter).
What goes around comes around. He should know that by now - being an important tool 'in the biz'. Next time you make up reasons why CDs don't sell as expected, Randy, let me remind you of your own failure with this one. This is what you get for using "C" idol rejects like Katharine Mcphee and Elliott Yamin to record a horribly bland and generic piece of pop crap to sell your poorly produced CD - and then use your push to get her on Idol last week as a not so subtle way of bringing her back in America's consciousness. DUDE! It didn't work. She still only sold 500 copies of her Bumble Bee cover CD last week.
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If they mention Paula's song one more time on the show, I'm going to scream. Last night every chance Randy had he mentioned the title. Get a grip "Dog"
I wonder if he has a myspace or anything we can go to and give him our sympathy for such lackluster sales. Oh and remind him of Taylor's first week sales!!! Maybe he could explain why his sales were so bad. ha ha ha!!
There must be a REASON for it.
oh but I do like Elliot though!!!
LOL, the title of the album should have foreshadowed the sales. I mean, really!
Gag!
WORD GRIZ!
What goes around comes around - and payback's a bitch DAWG!
He DOES have a MySpace page, and here it is:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=218457788
UNFORTUNATELY, he ONLY accepts people HE KNOWS as friends, so we will not be able to write him sympathetic comments there, so we will have to think of something else...
Bwawawawawawa! Snicker! Splort!
Tell us what you REALLY think, griz. :-)
Crazymomelon - I think she done did.
The players on AI have left me with such a sour taste in my mouth, that anytime I see payback I celebrate! I'm so bad! :)
Well, what do you know? America got it right again! Randy's remarks from both sides of his mouth has always disappointed me more than Simon's, which are mainly for show. I always regarded him as someone with the voice of wisdom, so it was annoying to hear him run down TH's music. These figures are stunningly bad.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Ah, too bad for Randy -- after all you can put lipstick on a pig -- but its still a pig. hahaha Or some such s*** as that!
See, perhaps us US Americans do get it right!!!
:)
juliegr
All I can say about Paula's performance was it was BAAAAAAAD. And I like Paula But it was over produced the dress was hideous and way too young for her and she danced like the older lady with a bad back that she is. Other than that it was good. LOL. NOT.
I have to agree about the Paula CD...makes for a good frisbie.
Blondebabe
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